Since there’s a lot of fact – and fable – in Savannah, GA we thought we’d clarify a few of our vacation rental policies for our Heritage House and Gaston Street Getaway.

1) We will not give you a pop quiz about “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.”

2) We will not make you eat everything on your plate at The Lady and Sons. Although you will probably do so on your own.

3) We will not force you to take a ghost tour. The economy is scary enough.

4) We will not make you eat green grits on Saint Patrick’s Day. No matter how much salt and butter you add, they are still pretty awful.

5) We do not expect you to recite the Girl Scout oath or wear a Girl Scout uniform when you visit the home of Girl-Scout founder, Juliette Low. (But we do encourage a visit to this historic home).

6) We will not expect you to spell Oglethorpe, Tomochichi – chief of the Yamacraw Indians – and other historical Savannah figures when booking your reservation.

7) We will not double book you with the Swedish Bikini team, no matter how much you request it.

We will not ask you to recite, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get,” when you pass the square where Forrest Gump was shot.

9) We will not ask you to fix any of Paula Deen’s recipes for supper. Heck, that’s what the restaurant is for.

10) We will not tell anyone that you are secretly a Miley Cyrus fan and plan to stake out the set of “The Last Song” when it’s filmed in Savannah this summer. It’s just between us.

Ok, so if you like our policies, please check out our historic Savannah vacation rentals.